Top Ten Reasons to Wash Your Car

#10: The bubble machine and bubblegum scented colored foam will make your kids stop screaming for 5 minutes.

#9: Your boss is riding with you tomorrow, and you want to keep your job.

#8: You keep getting pulled over because someone wrote expletives through the grime on your rear window.

#7: Your kids and the dog have made their mark on your car.

#6: Your wife wants you to clean the car, but you really want to go fishing.

#5: Your friends are asking you, "What color WAS your car?"

#4: You have good reason to believe that something is growing under one of your seats.

#3: You’re selling your car, and you want the buyer to think that you took really good care of it.

#2: You are sick of your tree-hugger neighbor's nasty looks when washing your car in the driveway.

#1 You can cancel your $150-per-hour psychotherapy
session. It has been proven that washing your car boosts your self esteem and gets your mind off your depressing childhood.

*Btw, we're tree huggers too, and use minimal high-pressure water and eco-friendly chemicals..